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When should I explode my underpants bomb?

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

We just had this conversation in our office. When would the best time to explode a bomb in your underpants? Personally I think when you’re not wearing them, and preferably when you are a long way away from them and not in a plane with them. But the conversation covered why setting off your underpant bomb when your plane is landing is a really dumb time.

Of course I don’t have an underpants bomb, nor would I desire to explode one even if I wasn’t anywhere near me, unless it was in an empty quarry and I had a camera. Because y’know blowing shit up is funny. Blowing people up on the other hand is not funny, big or clever. But I’m allowed to think about it and discuss it with my friends. I’m even allowed to play games that feature it in as a core part.

And if I can’t the terrorists have won.