“Hi there sports fans, this is Dan Kretinsky here on Commander beat. We’re all waiting for the new recruits from the plane of Innistrad to join up for this seasons Commander games and today we have a special interview with that fan favourite Ghave known as the ‘Guru of Spores’”

“Ommmmm”

“Ghave? It’s Dan Kretinsky here, I was hoping you could give us a few words on Innistrad”

“Ommmmm…. Sorry Daniel, I did not see you there. I was busy meditating on the nature of Fecundity.” *Plop*

“Arrgh! Your arm just dropped off! And it grown eyes! And it’s waving at me!”

“Oh yes, they do that. It’s a Saproling, I think I will call it Bob. Say ‘Hello’ Bob.”

“Hi everybody!” *Chomp*

“You just ate him!”

“Yes? They are very tasty. Anyway, I told him to say ‘Hello’, you just cannot get the help these days. So, Innistrad? Hmmmm. Yes, there are a few things I hope to recruit from that benighted plane.”

“It is rather overrun with the Undead yes…”

“Undead? It is covered in Humans, pesky creatures, always chopping down trees and such like. No sense of balance with nature that is there problem. Come to think of it you look a bit human Dan.”

*Gulp* “Well moving on… you had some recruits in mind.”

“Oh yes. Well I think the Requiem Angel will suit my squad quite well. You may have noticed we get through Saprolings rather quickly. And I am a big fan of recycling, so being able to bring them back after I have eaten them will be very useful.”

“You do seem a little low on flying squad members.”

“Well yes, though the Aquastrand Spider is still doing a wonderful job. So who else? Ah yes, that scamp Geralf has done me two good turns. Not only did he kill that annoying human Mikaeus, who is much more useful as a zombie, but his messenger will make a wonderful addition to the squad.”

“Aren’t you worried he’s going to be a bit hard to get on side.”

“Not particularly, I find if you have a big enough wall of Saprolings you have time to do anything. Now, let it not be said that I am speciesist. I may find space in my team for a Human. There is one in particular, a guard who works at midnight. I have high hopes for him.”

“So all in all you think you’ll get some good things from the recent turmoil in Innistrad?”

“Oh yes, of course the biggest problem is going to be deciding who to cut from the team. Though I am rather hungry so I am sure it will be easy to make some room. Are you sure you are not Human Dan?”

“Arrrrgh!”

*Chomp*