Yearly Archives: 2012

Ok Ok.

I’m going to start work on I Can Has XP again. To whet you appetite here’s some random text from it: One of the major failings with the Ubermind’s plan to protect the world from the Alien menace is that … Continue reading

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So, the new phone (and HTC One X if you’re interested) has Beats Audio apparently. Enlighten me. …

So, the new phone (and HTC One X if you're interested) has Beats Audio apparently. Enlighten me. Is that good? I've never really been an audiophile so I don't really know anything about it. Assume I only use my phone … Continue reading

The Man | Scimons Random ThoughtsScimons Random Thoughts

Two things, testing the Share on Google+ bookmarklet (which works grand) and sharing a short bit of anger I wrote in June. I would say enjoy but it's not a happy story. I got annoyed and this dropped into my … Continue reading

Your Dice! – DORK TOWER 14.08.12

I knew it. OK. A small bit of explanation here. Apparently someone with a Pinterest took this DORK TOWER comic and made THIS with it. Which is all fine and cool and everything – well, except for the unattributed part. … Continue reading

So I’ve got a new phone a huge HTC One X which means I can install all the stuff I used to have h…

So I've got a new phone a huge HTC One X which means I can install all the stuff I used to have here including Google+. Last time I had it installed I actually used it so maybe again…?We shall … Continue reading

The Man

I got annoyed and this dropped into my head fully formed. Enjoy. The Man Jose The Maitre d’ took one look at the man who had just walked through the door, taking in the faded track suit and the tape … Continue reading

The Tories and The Cannibals; A Joke, Revisited

Having observed how this government – and particularly Secretary for Foot in Mouth, Francis Maude – deal with the unions to avert crises, I am reminded of a joke. I have taken the liber…

Damm you brain!

Gosh darn it I will continue to think. It’s a burden don’t you know. Still I’m continuing my plan to write stuff in a feeble attempt to quiet the soft sobbing from my teenage self buried somewhere in the dark … Continue reading

Off my chest

I learnt two important lessons in primary school. The first I shall relate here. I was not particularly socially adept when I was young, it could be argued that I’m still not. But I was fascinated with computers, nowadays it’s … Continue reading

On weirdness

Last night I tweeted “If your friends think you’re weird… get new friends.” A lot of people commented, many along the lines of “I’m only friends with weird people” and such like. I though I should take the time to … Continue reading